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Reasons why I could never date a famous person
Them: Wait, did you just upload pictures of me in just a towel onto tumblr?
Me: …
Them: …
Me: ….
Them: ….
Me: I have a responsibility to my followers.
(Source: louisthrustingskills, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
- To real life teenagers: omg really? Do you know how young you are? Is the so called love of your life really THAT important to you? Dating in high school is stupid. Stupid stupid stupid.
- To anime teenagers: I NEED YOU TWO TO BE TOGETHER YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND PLEASE YOUR LOVE IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME OH MY GOD JUST HAVE BABIES.
(Source: jordandooom, via sup3r-hyp3d)
J.K. “Smartass” Rowling
(Source: laraohneworte, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
(Source: thetalesofbasingse, via neenuhbee)
That bird is one badass motherfucker
LOOK AT HIM
HE’S FIGHTING A DINOSAUR
LMAO he just goes and steps on Fred Flinstone, like “bitch you fucked wit da wrong niqqa today”
he just disarmed and disembowled Mister Incredible
like that
(Source: notienedesperdicio, via neenuhbee)
Oh, I never thought of this… :D
MY MIND IS BLOWN
(Source: twistedtragedy, via strawbellies)
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